Posted 14 hours ago

sorry:

 I wonder if cops ever get annoyed at the fact that everyone they drive behind obeys the speed limit.  

Posted 18 hours ago
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Posted 21 hours ago

bombing:

i came out tonight to get attacked and honestly i am having such a fun time right now

Posted 21 hours ago
Posted 21 hours ago

mintprincen:

goddess-of-apples:

snorlaxlovesme:

rosereturns:

things said in majority of movies:

  • "I TRUSTED YOU!!"
  • "she’s not just some girl!"
  • "I should have told you this a long time ago."
  • "I’m not a little girl anymore!!"
  • "but I love him!!"

-“You’re giving up your dream!”
  “No dad, I’m giving up YOUR dream.”

"I knew your father. He was a good man."

*girl walks downstairs*

Guy: Wow… you look… great.

Posted 21 hours ago

fatwink:

IT IS POSSIBLE TO STAY IN YOUR ROOM ALL DAY AND STILL BE PERFECTLY HAPPY

Posted 23 hours ago
Posted 1 day ago

jpgay:

we’ve all had crushes we very strongly regret

Posted 1 day ago

fredsavageiii:

this whole exchange was golden

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago
  1. WiFi: connected
  2. Me: then fucking act like it
Posted 1 day ago

thorxndor:

since I’m 18 now I had to call the hospital myself to get test results and I was simply planning on saying that I had a blood test last week and if I could get the results back but when the woman answered I said “I want my blood back” and hung up the phone, so I’m never trying that again

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago

renjin-chan:

you can tell this is a high ranking bun, because he is wearing a crown that is also a bun

(Source: fullmtal)